Chemtrails refers to the conspiracy theory that the government is engaged in a secret program to add toxic chemicals to the atmosphere from aircraft in a way that forms visible lines in the sky. Various different motivations for this alleged spraying are speculated, including mind control, human sterilization, reduction of life expectancy, or weather control. But the real reason behind it is quite simple: some people are just dumb.
It’s nice to have multiple options when shopping, but violence is never the answer. Choose a nice environmentally friendly paper bag instead. Works out better for everybody.
Sometimes warning signs can be hilarious and scary at the same time. Like these brilliant examples listed below. Scroll down and enjoy being amused and terrified at the same time!
These illustrations by Ben Cameron might seem cute at first, but don’t trick yourself… these will break your heart… these will completely destroy you. Sorry to everyone who came for funny pictures.
It might come as a surprise to you, but women have an undying love for statistics jokes. They love to embrace the comedic journey through the world of numbers and giggles. It’s a great way to flirt and pick up ladies in bars.
This post is a tribute to those poor wretched souls who are stuck in a concert of a band their daughters like. Scroll down to see the most horrifying examples and let this be a warning what can happen to you if you decide to have kids.
You have to admire the integrity of a man who does not date married women. It’s never OK to date a married woman. No exceptions.
Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.
You may wonder why is it so hard to stop drinking. The answer is quite simple: when you tell yourself this, you are most likely already drunk. And who listens to drunks who talk to themselves? Only fools. There you go.
When is it a good time to introduce your girlfriend to your family? Well… it differs from family to family, there’s no one timeline that fits all families. For some families the answer is: never, because they are all a-holes.
Most of the time, toilet design is pretty straight forward – how hard is to design that? Turns out it’s much more complicated that it might seem. At least for people who created the toilets featured in this gallery.
You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”
Rules are made to be broken. But it takes a real brave person to do it – a true rebel! Like these amazing people in the photos listed below. Are you bold enough to join their ranks?
When talking to a doctor, you have to keep in mind that there are no good news. If you are living in the US, there also comes an unpayable bill and a life-long debt.
The fascination with feet is quite an interesting phenomenon and it goes way back. According to our scientists, it all started back in the Stone Age when our ancestors were busy inventing the wheel, discovering fire, and trying to figure out why their feet smelled so horribly. One caveman named Grug, with an exceptionally large and peculiarly attractive foot, accidentally stumbled upon a group of cave-people who were simply smitten by his divine extremity. From that moment on, the foot frenzy began. Foot-themed parties, foot wrestling tournaments, and some people even took it to the extreme by attempting to build foot-shaped pyramids, but that turned out to be a bit of a balancing act. There you go, we hope this helps.
