What’s your reward for being a loyal customer? Increased bill for being dumb enough to not jump service providers to get the best deal each time. You’re welcome!
Worst Mascots: Hilarious And Creepy Costume Fails
Here’s a funny gallery of worst mascots ever created. When looking at these abominations, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking by approving this crap?!”
British Fish Meme: Great Way To Poke Fun at Brits
Poking fun at horrible British teeth will never not be funny. The creature in this British fish meme is a real fish, it’s not photoshopped. It’s called sheepshead fish. In order to break through the hard shells, sheepshead use their uniquely strong teeth. Sheepshead teeth look eerily like human teeth, and perform the same function of grinding and masticating a tough omnivore’s diet.
How To Prepare Kale: Find The Best Kale Recipe Here!
Tired of feeling like a rabbit every time you reach for a plate? Say no to kale and liberate yourself from the tyranny of leafy greens! By avoiding kale, you’ll save both your taste buds and your wallet, steering clear of the enviable glares of kale enthusiasts and dodging those unsolicited lectures about the benefits of gobbling down this green garbage!
The Funniest Cartoons by Lonnie Millsap
Lonnie Millsap is a Californian cartoonist whose work appears in The New Yorker Magazine on a regular basis. He is a two-time Reuben Award nominee and his cartoons helped to put Playboy Magazine out of business – that’s quite an achievement! He has also published a lot of books you can get on Amazon. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
Funny Links From Around The Internet
Maternity Photos of Guys With Beer Bellies – BBQs. Pizza. Beer. It’s that time of the season when you might notice some of your male pals… expecting?
20 Hilarious Bumper Stickers – Sometimes you just feel the need to spread your message to the world and what better way to do that on the cheap than with a bumper sticker?
Terrible Willy Wonka “Immersive Chocolate Experience” – Hilariously bad attempt to scam parents goes viral.
Five Terrible Dad Jokes – These dad jokes are so terrible, that they are almost good… Not really. They’re just terrible.
Edible Whiskey “Tide Pod” Is Now a Thing! – Missed the Tide Pod phase? Don’t worry, because there’s now an adult (and non-deadly) version to enjoy.
20 Worst Movies of The 1980s – These movies are so bad that they are actually unintentionally funny. The list is in no particular order, all of these movies are equally bad.
Weeny Washer Soap For Men – Perfect gift for a man with a juvenile sense of humor… So basically any man.
Door Knocker Balls – Make an impression on anyone who comes banging on your door! Show the world your balls!
20 Funniest “That’s What She Said!” Photos – This was really hard. I almost pulled out. I was up all night doing it. It’s long but I hope it will leave you satisfied.
Demotivational Posters by Joan Cornella – This artist definitely understands our modern lethargy and dystopian hellscape.